2018 statement

I am an artist-psychoanalyst. I have worked with the top psychoanalysts in Europe and USA, and am  close friends with many of the worlds greatest living thinkers and artists. My knowledge for my age is unparalleled and comes from firsthand experience. Before psychoanalysis I was interested in CBT, and worked with the top people at Stanford, until the head of the psychology department told me that “I knew better than all the experts combined.” Now I am interested in how the ideas of psychoanalysis will be transmitted in the age of AI and neuroscience. 

I work with all “mental illness”.

Among 30 year olds and younger, I am as intelligent as you will find, and my childlike creativity suits younger generations better than most therapists who will suggest acclimation. I will surely “get” you, even if you don’t think that’s possible. 

How is this possible? Because I did not go to school as a child or teenager and had to deal with fitting into society in a radical and transformative manner all my own. 

BFA in contemporary art but it does not matter because my mentor during this period was the artist Christian Boltanski, one of the wisest people on the planet, who doesn’t care for contemporary art. It was working with him in Paris that led me to Lacanian Psychoanalysis.  I did my clinical masters degree in Lacanian Psychoanalysis at a college in Ireland that no longer exists, because my French was not good enough to study in Paris. I am more attuned to the practical realities of therapy and life because of this. 

Working with me will make your life dramatically better, but also different than what you expected:

Be warned: I will never tell you what you want to hear, that is why modern therapy and psychiatry only work on the surface level, and that is why many people live in frustration, because it’s a detour around looking at yourself. 

I do not care about profit, so a bonus is that I am the least expensive therapist there is, and initial consultations are always free. However, I do believe in equity, and if you try to cheat me or anyone else in your life I will be able to tell, and you will pay, because the price of freedom is responsibility. 

No contracts. No insurance. Only PayPal or Bitcoin. Only Skype or Facebook, unless you come up with more creative solutions, then we will work that way. NO BS. 

If your life doesn’t get better, don’t work with me. But it will not happen overnight because thats not how these things work.))